Following today’s ceremony, I gave some thought to how my ideal awards show might look and feel.
Here’s a taste:
…would feature a queer woman host…
…would feature a performance by Madonna…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzVV6rrY0Ow
…and Sean Penn would stay quiet.
My ideal Oscars ceremony would feature weird, inspirational women like Björk expressing herself in a way that may appear odd but honest…

…would feature a selfie that breaks the internet…

…and any way that a woman sees fit to express herself.

…and would feature a woman laying her claim to equal pay and equal rights in her acceptance speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbrMKmlPFmo
Finally, my ideal Oscars would feature a woman of colour winning best director.
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